teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-
me as a parent: ??? receipts :)
some of you people when trying to get a follow from taylorswift got me like
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE - taylorswift
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"Enjoy your depraved hedonism"
It was nice knowing you.